The Origin Story Nobody Asked For

About Me

I was supposed to be a chartered accountant. Instead, I build websites and question my life choices. Life, as it turns out, has a sense of humour.

Hi, I’m Karel Caslavsky. Freelance full-stack web designer, affiliate marketer, and digital nomad of sorts. Over 20 years of building websites that are functional, human-friendly, and occasionally even admired by Google. After navigating a rather spirited season of life’s plot twists, I’m back doing what I do best, because rent refuses to pay for itself.

Karel Caslavsky — freelance web designer, smirking confidently while leaning on a door
Smirking since 1983. Professionally since 2004.
A Cautionary Tale

How I Got Here

Spoiler: it was never the plan. The plan was spreadsheets.

The Ambition

Chartered Accountant in Training

I went to university fully motivated to conquer financial statements and balance sheets. I had a calculator and a dream. The dream died first.

The Plot Twist

The Mysteriously Disappearing Years

One thing led to another. Several years vanished in that peculiar way years do when you are not paying attention. I emerged as an almost-fully-fledged freelance web designer. Accidentally.

The Formal Bit

Back to School (Reluctantly)

I returned to formal studies and combined backend and frontend development skills. What started as a hobby became a profession. A profession sprinkled with humour, self-deprecation, and a stubborn respect for good web standards. My websites even used to validate perfectly. Ask my Mum.

The Present

20+ Years of Questionable Decisions

I’ve designed websites for businesses and individuals across the world. Agencies, lawyers, doctors, furniture makers, business owners, diaper makers (yes, really), friends, family, and wonderfully eccentric humans of all kinds. What I enjoy most is creating websites that are easy to use, practical, and built with care.

Social Proof Without the LinkedIn Flex

Where I’ve Worked & Who With

Not the countries themselves. That would require significantly more paperwork.

ZA
South Africa
JP
Japan
PH
Philippines
DE
Germany
CZ
Czech Republic
GB
England
US
America
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And Beyond

I’ve collaborated with:

Agencies Lawyers Doctors Furniture Makers Business Owners Diaper Makers Friends Family Eccentric Humans

(Yes, diaper makers. I have questions too.)

The Philosophy Bit

What I Actually Believe

I’m an open-minded secular humanist with a fascination for cultures, people, and the strange, brilliant chaos that makes humanity what it is.

I don’t do dogma. I don’t do tribalism. I do coffee, curiosity, and the occasional existential crisis at 3 AM. I believe in building things that help people; websites, relationships, questionable life choices, and I believe in doing it with honesty, humour, and a healthy dose of self-awareness.

My websites are built the same way I try to live: practical, straightforward, and with as little unnecessary drama as possible. No bloat. No pretence. No requiring a theology degree to understand the navigation menu.

“I respect good web standards, decent coffee, and people who admit they don’t have all the answers.”
— Me, obviously
Currently Online
Physical Body Czech Republic
Mental State The Philippines
Reliable WiFi Decent Coffee Questionable Sleep Schedule
The Nomad Bit

Current Status

Working remotely has given me even more appreciation for the freedom this work offers and the people I get to meet along the way.

If a project needs close collaboration in person, travelling isn’t an issue. Anywhere on this planet works. I’m still waiting for affordable warp technology before expanding beyond that.

At the moment, I’m based in the Czech Republic, though I intend to spend time in the Philippines while continuing my digital nomad lifestyle. I bring my laptop, my adaptability, and my willingness to work across time zones that make my sleep schedule cry.

Proof I Leave the House

Moments & Memories

A few snapshots from the journey. Some planned, some accidental, all real.

Karel working on a laptop at a coffee shop porch in the Czech Republic
Czech Republic

Some of my best work happens over a cappuccino on a quiet porch. Grey t-shirt, laptop open, caffeine within arm’s reach. The uniform of a freelancer who has accepted his fate.

Karel and his girlfriend at Daikoku PA surrounded by legendary JDM cars
Daikoku PA, Yokohama

Daikoku Parking Area on a race meet night. Standing on the pavement surrounded by legendary JDM metal, trying to look like we belong there. Sheer bliss. The moment in life you want to last forever.

Another angle of Karel and his girlfriend in Tokyo
Tokyo, Japan

Another coffee shop further down, same matching outfits, just a different photo. When you are having a good moment, you take the photo every time. That is the rule.

Karel standing in front of a yellow Nissan GTR R35 with Liberty Walk body kit
Tokyo, Japan

Just a few metres from that coffee shop, this full-yellow Nissan GTR R35 with an LBWK body kit was parked like it owned the street. I am absolutely a car guy — 90s JDM is my second life, right after Asian women and freelance web design.

Karel walking barefoot on Siargao beach at dusk with a laptop under his arm
Siargao, Philippines

Walking barefoot on the beach at dusk, laptop tucked under my arm, wondering if this counts as a commute. The digital nomad life has its perks. The sand in your shoes is not one of them.

Karel smiling on Siargao beach in the sunshine
Siargao, Philippines

The next day, same beach, same spot — but sunshine this time. White t-shirt, genuine smile, and the realisation that some places just feel like home, even when they are not.

Your Move

So, What Now?

If you are thinking any of the following, we will probably get along just fine:

“I need a clean, elegant website with a proper online presence.”
“I want to sell online but have absolutely no idea where to start.”
“I need a business website with an easy-to-manage CMS that doesn’t require technical wizardry.”
“Teach me how to build income online.”

Your action items are simple. Pick one. Or all three. I am not judging.

Greetings,
Karel Caslavsky